| Friday, November 30th, 2007 |
| 5:27 am |
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| Friday, November 23rd, 2007 |
| 11:52 am |
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| 11:16 am |
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| Thursday, April 20th, 2006 |
| 5:43 am |
No adses.
It was just a phases. When we reverted backses, all our keywordses were numberses. |
| Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 |
| 1:41 am |
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| Wednesday, July 21st, 2004 |
| 12:34 am |
Little Johnny
Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in soil - alive. So the science teacher asked the class, "What can you learn from this experiment?" Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms." Current Mood: accomplished |
| Thursday, April 29th, 2004 |
| 6:32 am |
Words of Wisdom
"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Tommy Franks |
| Thursday, April 15th, 2004 |
| 12:33 am |
This one will bug you...
A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window. Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says ... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?" Current Mood:  amused |
| Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004 |
| 4:56 am |
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| Saturday, February 28th, 2004 |
| 2:53 am |
A wonderful story.
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs", her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied, "both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be okay in California, Vermont, and New York, but we're not having any of that shit in Georgia." |
| Tuesday, February 24th, 2004 |
| 4:56 am |
Banned
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) justgoto got bannned from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) liberal for being sarcastic. I have never seen him not tell a joke ever! They must have just caught on? Smart bunch they got there. |
| Monday, February 2nd, 2004 |
| 12:53 am |
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| Wednesday, November 5th, 2003 |
| 2:22 am |
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| Thursday, October 9th, 2003 |
| 6:57 am |
active_icons really makes them well! Go get some before his site crashes! |
| Wednesday, April 16th, 2003 |
| 5:29 am |
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| Saturday, February 1st, 2003 |
| 2:24 am |
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| Wednesday, December 18th, 2002 |
| 6:13 am |
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| Friday, October 4th, 2002 |
| 6:47 pm |
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| Friday, August 30th, 2002 |
| 9:22 am |
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| Wednesday, August 14th, 2002 |
| 2:53 am |
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anxious